I don't know exactly what's going to happen on Jun 21, 2009, except that, barring any natural disasters, I will start an Ironman triathlon in Coeur D'Alene Idaho.

Of course, ironically, as soon as I typed that, I received a phone call from the City of Brecksville Emergency Notification System. AND, as an additional warning, the sirens all over Brecksville (signally 12:00 noon) just went off as well. In the immortal words of Dave Barry: "I am NOT making this up."