Tripping Down Memory Lane: Madison Turkey Trot Race Report

On Thanksgiving, I did something I haven't done in almost nine years. I ran a five-mile race. Not just any five-mile race, but the

Mom checks out an explanation about beach erosion.

After registering and getting my number, I did some reminiscing with my mom. We took a walk and snapped some photos of the main beach (see photos below) -- a place I hadn't seen in over 20 years. Everything looked so small. The sensation was compounded by the fact that erosion had reduced the beach to a tiny strip of sand. In the cold dawn, I could barely conjure up images of summers past. Even the boardwalk -- the site of all that walking and all those splinters -- looked small and insignificant.

When I lost all feeling in my fingers, mom and I went back to the car to warm up. Jim just laughed at our need to see the beach in this weather. When I could feel my hands again, I got out of the car and went for a pre-race jog around the campgrounds. Again, everything seemed so much smaller than I remember and I was surprised to find it took me only 10 minutes to cover ground that seemed to take a whole day on my very first bike (the one with the banana seat that started out with training wheels).

A reason to wear my
I've seen better days (and better finish sprints).

Inevitably, disaster struck. (Did you expect something different?) As I passed mile marker 4, I felt like I ran smack into a wall. The last mile was a death march (I can't believe I just wrote "death march" in describing a five miler). I was in slow motion as I watched the women in front of me pull away. At that point, my brain turned off and I just ran it in. In my younger days, I would have fought to the very end. But on Thursday, I decided that I am now older and wiser. And I can choose to run it in.

My last mile was so slow, I refuse to mention it here. It was so slow, I may have been running backwards. It was so slow, I wondered if the course was long. It wasn't.

I "ran it in" to finish 66th overall, 5th among the women and first in the women 45-49 (i.e., old) age group. Mom, Jim, and I hung around long enough for the sun to come out, get some post race refreshments, and pick up my award (a neat little mesh bag). When they announced my age group and my time as 32:00, a guy in the crowd said to me: "that's a GREAT time." I added "for an old lady."

Older and wiser.

Here are some photos of the beach of my youth:

Comments

If you’re afraid then I am, how they say, f*cked.

I’ll never understand how someone with your talent and track record (pun intended) would let anything undermine their confidence at any level. Face it, your 45 and an AG winner (over and over again). So you went out for a run and finished 5th overall? You neglected to mention the ages of those 4 other women who crossed the line before you.

Face it, everyone gets older and (gasp) slower than they were in their 20’s. We also get smarter and wiser. You, by the way, are still so much faster then I will ever be. In all fairness, I spent the 80’s cultivating the perfect haircut utilizing the members of Duran Duran and Robert Smith of the Cure for my reference points (but had I run back then, I’m sure I would have been faster than I am now).

You’re not afraid of the course or the competition. You’re afraid of YOU. I find this interesting, because all the other runners are afraid of you too.

Oh, I was right, it took me longer to read this post than it took you to run the race.

Thanks for representing PxRx out there.

Ron

What he said.... (Well done, Ron!!)

True fear belongs to those who never enter the race.

J3

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